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Alice in Wonderland Trailer
So, another film with the dynamic duo. Yes! Depp an Burton. Although I felt their last collaboration was BLAH. This left a better taste in my mouth.

I don’t need to go into any great length about the film. You all have either read Lewis Caroll’s novel. Or watched the original Disney classic. As Alice is transported to this land of wonder. She battles many things. Thoughts, feelings, jabberwocky and countless other underlying themes. Befriended by mad hatters, rabbits and Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum. This fantasy is brilliantly brought to life by Tim Burton. Thanks to the effects of Dolby 3-D. This film is a stunning moving portrait. Although I won’t watch it again. I give a 3 pot brownie

Valentine’s Day Trailer
OK. Lets be honest. This film was packaged way too neatly. Hollywood is losing creativity on a daily basis. So, they decided to grab a few of Hollywood’s best eye candy. Write some fluff of a script. Throw in some flowers, and a clean looking Los Angeles. And put it out on a Hallmark holiday. So, couples can go and share in some fantasy of love and lies. Then leave the theater with questions of “Why don’t you do those things?” echoing in your now coma like existence.
Do I dare give you the storyline? Boy loves girl. Girl loves boy. Boy and girl get heart broken. Then realize they should be together. Add that with some phone sex, a politically correct gay lifestyle, a young love scenario and you have a terrible version of “Love Actually”.

Now, I am fully aware the female viewers will have a different take. But, all in all it was a mediocre film. Ignore the fact that it is Valentine’s Day. The need to show your love on one particular day is absurd. Love should be a running theme in your life everyday. Wait for DVD or forget it exists!